10 Dumbest Things Tech CEOs Have Said and Done

Elite tech CEOs of Silicon Valley live rich and powerful lives – and they work hard for it. Like rock stars, all-star athletes and high-ranking politicians, they are a special breed. Yet sometimes their status leads them to get out of touch with the commoner. Who are we kidding? They can be downright clueless when it comes to the rest of us. It would be easy to highlight all their accomplishments and contributions to business and society, but it’s so much more fun to focus on these 10 really futile and stupid gestures on the part of tech’s top executives.

Between stints as CEO of Ebay and Hewlett-Packard, Meg Whitman made a run to be the next California governor – and she could have won it, too, if not for that meddling illegal maid. Whitman, who poured $119 million of her own money into her campaign, had been calling for harsh penalties for companies that hire illegal immigrants. Turns out, she had employed an illegal immigrant housekeeper for nine years. Then she got caught trying to cover up her knowledge about it. Oh, the illegal immigrant was fired.

For years, Apple CEO Steve Jobs had an agreement with competitors to not poach skilled workers from each other. Jobs even threatened Palm with a patent suit to enforce the secret no-hire pact. This hurt Silicon Valley workers trying to shop their skills on the open market and land a better job. Apparently, competition and ability to make more money is solely the province of the elite. In 2010, Google, Apple, Adobe, Intel, Intuit and Pixar agreed to a settlement stemming from a U.S. Justice Department probe into the no-hire practice.

It takes a lot of brass to put a computer science degree on your resume when you don’t have one. But that’s exactly what Yahoo CEO Scott Thompson did, only to be caught and ousted last year. When the lie first surfaced, Thompson stayed mum. Then he tried to dismiss it, shift blame onto the recruiting firm and rustle up support to keep his job. “When he didn’t get it, he tried to silence people,” a board member told the New York Times. On his way out, he issued a non-apology apology, and now he’s CEO of ShopRunner. Message to Yahoo engineers who actually earned a computer science degree: Suckers!

One of the first decisions Yahoo CEO Marissa Meyer (who replaced Scott Thompson) made was to ban working remotely. The decision itself isn’t what landed Meyer on this list. Rather, Meyer’s sudden mandate seemed a little heartless to working mothers who were left scrambling for daycare. After all, Meyer had accepted Yahoo’s top post while six months pregnant and was considered to be an ally for working mothers. Then again, CEOs aren’t subject to the troubles of the working class. Meyer had a nursery built in her office so she could bring her child to work.

Hewlett-Packard CEO Mark Hurd got caught up in a sexual harassment scandal involving a former Playboy model and HP contractor, Jodie Fisher, which eventually led to his ouster. The full depth of his hubris can be summed up in a letter sent to him by Fisher’s attorney, Gloria Allred, later published by the New York Times. The letter provides some of the uncomfortable details, such as Hurd “telling [Fisher] about many different women that were crazy about [him]… including Sheryl Crow.” Can you say Superman complex?

Okay, so these guys aren’t really “tech” CEOs, although their companies’ cars are pretty technical. But if we’re talking about dumb, out-of-touch CEOs, we just have to put them on the list. In 2008, General Motors CEO Rick Wagoner, Chrysler CEO Bob Nardelli and Ford CEO Alan Mulally came to Washington D.C. with hat in hand. They had fallen on tough times and needed a $25 billion bailout from taxpayers. They promised to streamline their businesses. There was just one problem with their message. Clueless, each of them had flown private luxury jets to the meeting to ask the commoner for a handout.